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Looking for someone that can make me laugh

Pre-op TS (61) looking for Male Kearney, Missouri, United States

Fun, easy going. Love practical jokes and dogs. I actually had a joke pulled on me last summer at Rochester Falls camping area by my dog which is a Great Pyryneesse. We were walking across the top falls which is about knee deep to me and he was a year and a half old and around 100 lbs. He catches a fish and throws it in the air, well the fish went over the falls into the deep pool and like a flash he dives in and he is on a retractable leash. Yep he took me right on in with him before I even knew what happened, I almost lost my strap summer dress. There were three men sitting on the bank laughing really hard..What could I do but laugh too. So yes I like a good laugh same as anyone else....Just never seem to laugh enough these days, that's what being alone does to a girl...

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
BuildAverage
Height5' 5" (165 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBlonde
Hair LengthShoulder length
Facial HairNone
Best featureButt
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsDog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationCollege Associates
SpecialtyRetired
Employment StatusRetired
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality shows, Re-runs, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsThird Rock From the Sun. That 70's Show, Grounded for LIfe, and the list goes on.
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Horror, Thriller, Adult
Favorite moviesI am Number Four, Game of Thrones, The 100, Blood and Bones, and the list goes on. I love the Hallmark channel
Music typesCountry, Pop, Blues, Reggae, Folk
Favorite artistsTo many to name
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Poetry, Science, Science fiction
Idea of funCamping but it's just no fun going alone. no one for me to talk to or take care of. A drive in the country is always nice as well. Having a bbq with someone special would be really great.
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Photography, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing, Playing cards, Computers, Hunting

Personality

SmokerSmoke socially
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFriendly
Friends describe asCool
Sense of humorRaunchy
My great timeHanging out with friends, Going shopping, The movies, Relaxing, Reading a book, Playing video games
Always wanted to tryI think maybe I will save that one for off line..lol.

Views

Political viewsDemocrat
ReligionBaptist
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeIs to take it easy and enjoy life now that I am retired. Just isn't as fun doing it alone.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerSome one who can make me laugh, not afraid to take me by the hand or hold me, I need for him to be able to make me laugh, I don't laugh as much as I use to.
On the first dateI think maybe I would like to do what ever my man decided he would like even if I wasn't sure if I would like it or not, He should be in charge and hopefully he is taking me into consideration when planning it. But for the right person I would do what ever he wanted to do....